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"Your tax return...."
'Keep a stiff upper lip, Mr. Haskins. That's all you get to keep.'
'Congress presented its report on simplifying the tax code today - it's 4,385 pages long.'
"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
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'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'
"Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business."
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'Does writing a $100,000,000 check to a GOP presidential candidate, for which I got nothing in return, count as a charitable contribution?'
"Alden likes to look for satanic messages in the U.S. tax code."
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
Statue of Liberty with tax codes
National Liberty and Tax Codes.
"You can count on two things in this life: tax code revisions and software updates."
Inland Revenue Awards - The next award is for the longest time it took to give someone the correct tax code.
'There are only ten commandments, but wait until you see the tax code!'
'Finley's working on the tax code.'
'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'
'Its not quite the same as using a twenty...'
Lady Justice with an eye peeking from under her blindfold holds scales where a humongous book, 'The Tax Code' weighs more than a man.
'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'
'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'
Death doing his taxes (1040).
"Turns out, exactly none of the tax code is open to creative interpretation."
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"Is it called a tax 'code' because it's difficult to decipher."
"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."