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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
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'Chasing mailmen is for proles. The likes of us prefer to chase tax collectors.'
Gravestone: Go ahead, bill me.
'A bill of rights? It's hard enough collecting taxes the way it is!'
Tax man has in/out desk boxes labeled, Billing and Hounding.
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"So how many children do you have and how attached them are you?"
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'Could you make it a dollar and four cents, sir?- The Government says I have to collect sales tax.'
"We always see a spike after April 15th."
"Have you considered a change of career? We're recruiting tax collectors..."
"Bring me some little people."
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"It's our 1040 form."
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"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."
"This is a godless world! No only is business not considered a religion, but death threats against tax collectors are illegal!"
The reason Zacchaeus was up the tree.
'You'd make a perfect tax collector. They're always looking for bloodsuckers.'
'No, seriously - You have to give SOMETHING back to the people.'
IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!
Irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'
irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'
'Look out - this guy looks like a real terrorist.'
'We welcome enquiries from the USSR and the People's Republic of China officials on how we collect taxes.'
'I'd like to remind you that I am a taxpayer...Delinquent, but nevertheless a taxpayer!'