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Tipping the I.R.S.
Tags:tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, irs, i.r.s., hmrc, her majesty's revenue and customs, her majestys revenue and customs, hm revenue and customs, tax collecting, tax collector, tax man, taxman, service, tip, tips, tipping, hopeful, unhelpful, disliked, government, governments, money, monies, law, laws, return, returns, unusual, unlikely, bribe, bribes, bribery, corruption, corrupt
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"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"
Tags:irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, tax examiner, tax examiners, tax collector, tax collectors, revenue agent, revenue agents, money, finances, income, wealth, wealthy, rich, well-off, affluent, dependant, dependants, single, bachelor, bachelors, relationship, relationships, dating, marriage, love, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, gold digger, gold diggers, single men, arranged marriage
'My horoscope says I'll be noticed by people who count.'
"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."
"It's simple, but it works for us!"
'Chasing mailmen is for proles. The likes of us prefer to chase tax collectors.'
A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition
Tags:medical, doctor, physician, taxes, tax auditor, tax advice, prescription, medical treatment, diagnosis, irs, internal revenue service, tax collector, accounting, role reversal, credit check, diagnose, diagnosis, symptom, symptoms, loan, loans, medicine, audit, check up, check-up, bank, banking, interest, sick, ill, debt, debts, medical professional, disease, tax break, tax assessment, tax assessor, tax return, tax returns, self assessment, accountant, tax refund, lend, borrow, borrowing
Gravestone: Go ahead, bill me.
Royal tax collector: 'You say you rob from the rich and give to the poor, but you srill need receipts.'
'A bill of rights? It's hard enough collecting taxes the way it is!'
'The sales tax isn't working, sire... Nobody has enough money to buy anything.'
'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'
'Follow that taxpayer!'
"I see you made the check out to 'Infernal Revenue Service'. Do you know the penalty for a frivolous return?"
Tags:frivolous tax return, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, internal revenue services, irs, infernal revenue service, frivolous, frivolity, penalty, penalties, sense of humor, senses of humor, lack of humor, insult, insults, insulting, tax season, tax collector, tax collectors, tax man, tax men, taxman, taxmen
"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."
"It's about all the treasure laid up here."
'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'
Tax man has in/out desk boxes labeled, Billing and Hounding.
Tags:revenues, irs, inland revenue, tax collector, tax collection, tax collections, bill, bills, accountant, accounts, desk organizer, desk organizers, desk organiser, desk organisers, tax officer, tax officers, money, taxes, tax collectors, desk boxes, billing, hounding, debt collection, debt collector, debt collectors
"Have you considered a change of career? We're recruiting tax collectors..."
"Yeah, but what have they done for me this quarter?"
Tags:ungrateful, greed, greeds, greedy, greediness, treasury, treasuries, royal treasury, royal treasuries, tax room, tax rooms, serf, serfs, peasant, peasants, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, class divide, class divides, class divisions, social problems, inequality, exploitation, tax collector, tax collectors
"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"
Tags:tooth fairy, grandchildren, grandfather, financial advice, capital gains, responsibility, taxes, wealth, killjoy, maturity, miser, tax, taxman, taxmen, tax collector, profit, sale of property, investment, tax-rate, tax-rates, tooth, fairy, myth, fantasy, fantasy figure, magic, spoilsport, declaration, advise, kid, kids, child, children, boy, pocket money, money
"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"
"....and this is our Tax Inspectors' Office..."