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"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."
"Being a hybrid, I get to have my way with a variety of species, and at the same time I enjoy a healthy tax credit."
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"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
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"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."
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'The increased child tax credit is supposed to stimulate the economy...so how about a raise in my allowance?'
'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'
'I'm extremely popular on tax day!'
'We can claim tax credits for living in zero-carbon homes.'
'By the way, the 'Hope Credit' is a $1,500 credit for families sending a child to college, not for single people trying to flee from their ruts.'
"Will you be claiming anyone?"
'Of course we love you. You're our tax deduction...'
"He's an energy tax credit."
'The mark of true economic leadership is to blame everything on taxes.'
'I propose we extend the Bush tax cuts for all who earn up to 250,000 dollars. . .'
'Well I'll be darned - we've eliminated both the chicken AND the tuna deductions.'
'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'
'Why not take part of your check in lottery tickets?'
GOP Debate: 'What About the Farmer?'
'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'
The Cost of Stimulus.
Trying to get your hands on some tax credit.
'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'
'Savings on Merchandise'