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"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."
"Being a hybrid, I get to have my way with a variety of species, and at the same time I enjoy a healthy tax credit."
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"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
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'The Grand Obstructive Party strikes again!'
"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."
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'The increased child tax credit is supposed to stimulate the economy...so how about a raise in my allowance?'
'I'm extremely popular on tax day!'
'By the way, the 'Hope Credit' is a $1,500 credit for families sending a child to college, not for single people trying to flee from their ruts.'
"Will you be claiming anyone?"
Fraudulent Bluecard Holders Only.
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'Of course we love you. You're our tax deduction...'
'I dreamed last night that the animal rights people are getting us family allowances!'
"He's an energy tax credit."
Survey Shows Only 8 of GPs Think NPFIT Worth the Money.
'The mark of true economic leadership is to blame everything on taxes.'
'I propose we extend the Bush tax cuts for all who earn up to 250,000 dollars. . .'
'Well I'll be darned - we've eliminated both the chicken AND the tuna deductions.'
'Why not take part of your check in lottery tickets?'
'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'
GOP Debate: 'What About the Farmer?'
'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'
'Filibustering Ending Tax Breaks for Off shoring Jobs'
Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'
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People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.
The Cost of Stimulus.