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"It is important to own your feelings. Besides, you can always write them off as a business expense."
'I don't think it's a good idea for you to claim the cost of steroids as a tax deduction.'
"Alright, I'll pay the extortion money, but you're just lucky my accountant says it's a tax deduction."
'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'
Hobo soliciting money has sign donations are tax deductable.
'I'll have to look it up. Offhand, I don't know whether bail expenses incurred during a convention are deductible or not."
'What do you mean, 'It's deductible'!?'
'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'
'Think of it as an employees benefit scheme: I buy all your souls, then lease them back to you at a fixed, tax-deductible rate,'
Jack and the Bean Counter.
Businessman's Lunch - Gratuities are zero rated and tax deductible
"I suppose you have the receipts to qualify your deductions?"
Cartoonist's tax return
Accountant - Out For A Deductable Lunch