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"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."
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"It's a dependent!"
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'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
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"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"
Procrastination is not tax deductible.
What's this deduction of $20 million for gifts?
'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'
Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
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'I'm extremely popular on tax day!'
'You won't have me as a deduction anymore.'
"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."
'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''
'I'm afraid there's no tax deductibility for 'A life wasted in fruitless search for fulfillment through the acquisition of meaningless wealth'.'
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"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"
In a giving mood? Now you can legally donate cash to the Syrian rebels to buy weapons via a U.S. charity.
'Sir, you said anyone who doesn't take the maximum tax deductions allowed by law isn't qualified to be president...but you won't release the records.'
'I don't think it's a good idea for you to claim the cost of steroids as a tax deduction.'
"What do you mean I can't claim these books on 'tax evasion' as a business expense?"