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"Okay. Plan B. We shave our moustaches, kill some hobos & steal their identities, then live off the fat of the land."
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"Well, we've licked taxes – that just leaves death."
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"Do you think now we're doing fewer illegal things we can scale back the legal department?"
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'That's the way Dad does it on his income tax.'
'Mr. McWit, being self employed in a one person operation, would you care to explain these deductions for employee theft?'
"We're the I.R.S. We don't let bygones be bygones."
"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo
"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."
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"These numbers are way off. But I do like them better than the auditor's numbers."
Audited by the IRS.
All cheats are equal, but some are more equal than others.
"It's from Fastbuck Tax Advice - they suggest we register as a Barbershop Quartet in the Cayman Islands."
"I was caught by the VAT man."
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Berlusconi's Community Service
"I thought I owed it all to my fans. Turned out I owed it all to the taxman."
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Basta Pasta Berlusconi.
"Ebersoll was suspected of tax fraud, taking bribes and money laundering but nothing could be proved against him - the most important condition for a meteoric career!"
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'If my weasel of a husband files as head of household, it's tax fraud.'
Berlusconi and community service.
'Okay, listen! Four years less for your client if he tells me how exactly tax fraud works!'
'Any chance of me getting my salary 'cash in hand'? If you know what I mean.'
"I need protection under the Whistleblower Protection Act. I'm an NFL replacement ref."
"Oh Gracie, you make tax evasion sound so adorable."
Italian Supreme Court verdict against Silvio Berlusconi threatens Enrico Letta's ruling Coalition party.