Tax Haven Cartoons and Comics

"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."

"When we heard you were playing ball we assumed it was with the company softball team and not with the feds."

"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."

"I'm perfectly happy to suffer the slings and arrows as long as I can keep the outrageous fortune."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'What's your money doing on the Virgin Islands?'

"Take the deductions but have good underlying documentation."

Celebrity Accountant

'Nelson here is in charge of out offshore accounts.'

Three Financial Experts and One Jerk

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

"Son, someday this will all be exposed in the Panama Papers."

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

"No need to bury it- this island has offshore banking."

'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'

"Who do I see to get big government off my back?"

Triple Threat

Tax Haven UK

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"Welcome to the heaven for the top one percent, sir."

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."

Economic Data, Economic Errata

"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."

'I think you should conquer Switzerland now, before interest rates go up any higher.'