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"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."
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How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation:
'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'
Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney
'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'
"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."
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'What would be the point to be super-rich if we're super-taxed?'
Me Doing My Taxes
Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.
'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'
"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."
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"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
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"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."
'I consider my tax-lawyer as my first responder.'
'It's a 'wish you were here card' from your money in the Cayman Islands.'
"Welcome young Henderson to our firm...Formerly with Apple's tax-evasion genius bar."
"Is this your first audit?"
"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."
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"The 'payroll giving' is a great idea...I managed to triple claim mine against tax on my second income and saved a fortune!"
"If tax loopholes become obsolete, so do we."
'Unfortunately 13 pints and a curry to make up for a c***p day at the office isn't tax deductible under current legislation.'
Nigel was beginning to regret having threatened that if investment bankers were taxed any more he would leave the country.
'Here's your tax bill, Cathy. Will that be check or charge?'
'I.R.S.: the buck ultimately stops here.'