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'Now that's scary!'
To err is human and subject to penalty
'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'
'I'm having trouble supporting a wife and a government on the same salary.'
Yes, they are all dependants."
Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'
'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'
'Thanks for the check; however, if it's made out to the 'infernal revenue service', it's considered a frivolous return.'
Mistake with the IRS.
Audited by the IRS.
"I see you made the check out to 'Infernal Revenue Service'. Do you know the penalty for a frivolous return?"
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"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."
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Tax Inspector Halloween Costume
"Is it a burden?" "Is it a pain?" "Yes! It's Taxman!"
"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."
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"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"
"What do you mean you're from the EX-ternal Revenue Service?"
"....and this is our Tax Inspectors' Office..."
"We'll take the front, you go round the back."
"Whew! What a relief! For a moment I thought you were a tax collector."
"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"
'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'
'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'
"This is the patron saint of my profession."
'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'