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I'm afraid it's time for you to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's,
"Is this your first audit?"
'Unfortunately 13 pints and a curry to make up for a c***p day at the office isn't tax deductible under current legislation.'
'The IRS called, Lance. Something about an audit, but don't worry I covered for you. I said you couldn't be reached because you were on your yacht.'
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
'Here's your tax bill, Cathy. Will that be check or charge?'
'In the 1997 tax over-haul, Congress promised $95 bullion in tax breaks to 120 million American taxpayers! How much of that is mine?'
Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.
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"I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about..."
The buck stops here... grudgingly.
"Care for an after-audit mint?"
"It's great that you lost weight, but you don't pay less taxes because there's less of you."
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American's Funniest Tax Decuctions
Tax man has in/out desk boxes labeled, Billing and Hounding.
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"Suppose we say we agree to disagree and let it go at that?"
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"I just got another caller saying his taxes are none of my business."
Mr Small had the sinking feeling that his meeting with the tax inspector might not be as smooth as he'd hoped...
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
"Maybe next year you'll get your return in on time..."
"Any deductions?" "Yes, you're lying."
'Miss Cobb, where's my large gouge?
"Bring me some little people."
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Tax office in/out boxes read: Ask a silly question/Get a silly answer.