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'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'
'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'
'I got 2 years for filing false returns, but I did save a bundle by doing my own taxes.'
Wow, the books of a corrupt corporation. I am in heaven.
'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'
'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'
'I don't know about the other judges, but I love what Paris Hilton and her accountant did with their Schedule C!'
"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"
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Tax Preparer Pleases A Circus Ringmaster
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"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"
"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"
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"I'm going to mail this tax return and then go to confession."
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"We don't stand behind our service, but we do offer a free All-You-Can-Eat salad bar while you wait."
"Where you signed 'To the best of my knowledge and belief this tax return is true, correct, and complete?' Lose the smiley face."
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'Receipts? We don't need no stinking receipts.'
"Hey! Nice going - here's your tax rebate."
Bikini Tax Prep.
'What would you suggest for someone who needs a large tax write-off?'
File, Henry, before the mob arrives.
My tax preparation software accused me of padding my expenses.
H&R Steak and Tax Prep.
'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'
TAX PREPARATION SERVICE Why, I couldn't have done a better job myself! - that'll be $500.00