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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."
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'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'
Tipping the I.R.S.
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"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."
Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation:
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'
Moses holds a 1040 form.
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Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions
"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'
Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."
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'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'
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Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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"Your tax return...."
'Keep a stiff upper lip, Mr. Haskins. That's all you get to keep.'
"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
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'Now, using a little accounting magic on your tax return, one and one equals three.'