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"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
Moses holds a 1040 form.
Tags:1040, 1040s, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, file, files, filing, filing taxes, tax season, tax seasons, mid-april, accountant, accountants, accounting, death and taxes, 10 commandments, decalogue, moses, prophet, prophets, prophecy, pay taxes, paying taxes, income tax, income taxes, bible story, bible stories
The Red-Light Accounting District
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, rhinestone, rhinestones, country singer, country singers, country song, country songs, song, songs, country and western, country music, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, country fan, country fans, country music lover, country music lovers, tax, tax season, taxes
A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
Tags:1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, tax form, tax forms, tax return, tax returns, income, income bracket, income brackets, tax bracket, tax brackets, lotto, lottery, lottery winner, lottery winners, lottery winning, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, file taxes, files taxes, filing taxes, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, accountant, accountants, personal accountant, personal accountants, winning, winnings
'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'
"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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Wow, the books of a corrupt corporation. I am in heaven.
'Can't I just hold it for a minute?'
"Mr. Clardy, I have a feeling we're not aboard the mother ship any longer."
"It just so happens that it's time to fly south."
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Accountant speaks with client in ball room and fun with taxes
"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"I see you made the check out to 'Infernal Revenue Service'. Do you know the penalty for a frivolous return?"
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"We at the Internal Revenue Service are cognizant that the individual citizen, in many cases, pays more tax than some of the larger corporations...nonetheless we also feel that we have a good thing going."
Tags:tax, taxes, tax season, government, government greed, internal revenue service, irs, corporation, corporations, corporate greed, tax rate, tax rates, low tax, low taxes, corporate tax, corporate taxes, corporation taxation, pay too much, pays too much, paying too much, little guy, little guys, stand up for the little guy, standing up for the little guy, middle class, middle classes, working class, working classes
"It's an IRS 1040 form."
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"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."
"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"
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"It's our credulity tax—we owe seventy-two hundred dollars."
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"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
Tags:financial reform, financial reforms, tax, taxes, tax break, tax breaks, levy, levies, levying, fine, fines, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, self-interest, self-interested, greed, greedy, 1%, upper 1%, wealthy, wealth, politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, conservative, conservatives, conservative economics, tax season, overtax, overtaxed, overtaxing
"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, show business, hollywood, tax, taxes, deduction, deductions, expenses, money, tax deductions, bank, banker, bankers, banks, banking, producer, producers, accountant, accountants, tax accountant, tax accountants, tax season, write off, write offs