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'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
Tags:sin tax, sin taxes, tax, taxes, taxation, taxing, tax law, tax laws, sins, devil, devils, vice, vices, demon, demons, congressmen, congressman, political lobby, political lobbies, political lobbyist, political lobbyists, lobbyist, lobbyists, hades, politician, politicians, congress, house of representatives
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
Tags:devil, devils, angel, angels, conscience, consciences, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, innocent, innocence, guilt, guilty, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, tax return, tax returns, income tax, income taxes, tax extension, tax extensions, taxation, trump presidency, american politics
'I miss the disposable income days.'
Tags:muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, inspire, inspired, inspiring, tax, taxes, taxation, taxations, accountant, accountants, accountancy, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, book keeper, book keepers, book-keeper, book-keepers, financial crime, financial crimes, tax evasion, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax evader, tax evaders, tax avoiders, irs, inland revenue service, internal revenue service, hm revenue and customs
"Nice business climate we're having."
Tags:business climate, the weathers, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, the business climate, small talk, making small talk, boring conversation, boring conversations, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, economic environment, nice weather, businesses, business activity, tax, taxes, taxation, regulation, business regulation, good weather
"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."
Tags:wealth, wealthy, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, the one percent, 1%, rich, riches, elite, elitist, elitism, greed, greedy, class, high class, high society, high societies, tax, taxes, tax law, tax laws, tax policy, tax policies, tax the rich, tax cut, tax cuts, taxation, good mood, feeling good, happy, happiness, content, contentment, privilege, privileged
'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'
Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
Tags:masterpiece, masterpieces, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, museum, museums, golden age, golden ages, tax deductible, tax deduction, tax deductions, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, tax return, tax returns, tax, taxation, taxing
'If the government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'
'Get these over to the acronym department A.S.A.P.'
"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."
Tags:tax break, tax breaks, tax, taxes, income tax, income taxes, income, taxation, tax law, tax laws, dinner, dinner table, dinner tables, dinner guest, dinner guests, upper class, upper classes, upper-class, upper-classes, wealth, wealthy, fortune, fortunes, silver spoon, privilege, wealth inequality, income inequality, economic inequality, irs, tax reform, tax reforms
Death and Taxes
Tags:irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, audit, audits, auditing, government, governments, politics, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxes, merger, mergers, inescapable
'Sorry, but under-the-table donations aren't tax deductible.'
"Even my childhood dreams were of tax cuts."
"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
Tags:temple, temples, worship, worshiping, inca, incas, mayan, maya, god, gods, ancient civilizations, ancient culture, ritual, rituals, offering, offerings, oracle, oracles, ceremony, ceremonies, ancient ceremony, ancient ceremonies, ancient temple, ancient temples, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, ancient ritual, ancient rituals, tax, taxes, tax cut, tax cuts, politics, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, fiscal policy, fiscal policies, treasury
'The Lord works in mysterious ways, and rarely keeps receipts.'
'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'
Tags:history, historical, king, king canute, canute's vow, canute, viking, vikings, english, england, english history, politics, political, parallel, parallels, george w bush, george bush, bush, clapping, aide, aides, yes men, yes man, government, governance, policy, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, economy, economic, no new taxes, stupid, stupidity, ignorant, ignorance, america, american
"What I've seen here is disturbing. It violates human rights and there will be congressional oversight."
Tags:children in cages, detention of children, child detention, migrant children, migrant child, human rights, human rights abuses, violation of human rights, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, speaking truth to power, double standard, double standards, undermining, undermine, right wing media, media, right wing news, news, news station, news stations, modern politics, taxes, taxation
Please wait to be cheated.
"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
Tags:politics, government, government, tax, taxes, money, raising taxes, high taxes, population, depopulation, unforeseen, unpredictable, fiefdom, fiefdoms, fief, fiefs, serfdom, serf, serfs, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, feudalism, medieval, history, historical, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royalty, royal, decree, decrees, messenger, messengers, town crier, town criers, announcement, announcements, poor, poverty, overtaxation, taxation, unfair