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'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
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'If the government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'
'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'
Please wait to be cheated.
'The IRS is here to bite the hand that feeds it.'
'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'
'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'
'Your taxes will be raised!'
'Keep a stiff upper lip, Mr. Haskins. That's all you get to keep.'
'Congratulations. You're the father of two tax exemptions.'
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'
'We did a great job obtaining non-profit tax status. That calls for bonuses all around!'
Beware of the fat tax!
'I can't win - I double taxes to fund National Health Care, and now everybody's starving to death!'
'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'
'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'
'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'
Me Doing My Taxes
'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'
'A dog licence. The dog doesn't pay.'
'We can try, but I don't think you can take a Mulligan on your taxes.'