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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
Tipping the I.R.S.
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"And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed."
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'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'
'If the government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'
"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'
'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
Please wait to be cheated.
Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
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'Your taxes will be raised!'
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'
"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."
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'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
New I.R.S. Guidelines
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"Many of your constituents feel that a tax increase isn't appropriate to their lifestyle."
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"You are absolutely right! We have taxed you too high, but it's counterbalanced by the fine you get for pointing out our mistake."
'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'
'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'
"To representation without taxation!"
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