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"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
Tags:sin tax, sin taxes, tax, taxes, taxation, taxing, tax law, tax laws, sins, devil, devils, vice, vices, demon, demons, congressmen, congressman, political lobby, political lobbies, political lobbyist, political lobbyists, lobbyist, lobbyists, hades, politician, politicians, congress, house of representatives
'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
Tipping the I.R.S.
Tags:tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, irs, i.r.s., hmrc, her majesty's revenue and customs, her majestys revenue and customs, hm revenue and customs, tax collecting, tax collector, tax man, taxman, service, tip, tips, tipping, hopeful, unhelpful, disliked, government, governments, money, monies, law, laws, return, returns, unusual, unlikely, bribe, bribes, bribery, corruption, corrupt
"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
Tags:health insurance, mandate, mandates, healthcare mandate, healthcare, obamacare, repeal, repeals, repealing, tax, taxes, taxing, penalty, penalties, superhero, superheroes, liability, liabilities, insurance company, insurance companies, tax day, tax days, tax season, paying taxes, american healthcare
Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'
'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
Tags:history, historical, king, king canute, canute's vow, canute, viking, vikings, english, england, english history, politics, political, parallel, parallels, george w bush, george bush, bush, clapping, aide, aides, yes men, yes man, government, governance, policy, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, economy, economic, no new taxes, stupid, stupidity, ignorant, ignorance, america, american
Please wait to be cheated.
Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
Tags:irs, i.r.s., tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, government, big government, jack booted, hmrc, hm revenue and customs, her majesty's revenue and customs, oppression, authoritarian, authoritarians, governments, thug, thugs, jack booted thug, libertarian, libertarians, oppressive, taxation is theft, taxation is slavery, service, threatening, threatens, threatens, politics, political, nra, national rifle association, wayne lapierre
'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterritorial, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, et, tax, taxes, jupiter, planet, planets, alien life form, alien life forms, tax form, tax forms, tax return, tax returns, taxing, irs, inland revenue service, hm revenues and customs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"How is the budget forecast looking?"
"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"
'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."
Tags:flat tax, fairtax, fair tax, tax rate, tax rates, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, libertarian, libertarians, obsession, obsessions, cut taxes, cutting taxes, right-wing, right-winger, right-wingers, singleminded, single-minded, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, tax plan, tax plans, bad date, bad dates, date, dating, single
Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.
"As part of out customer care charter it's been decided that you don't need to give us your pants until tomorrow."
'Sorry, but under the table donations aren't tax-deductible.'
'I'm sorry, but to lower your taxes you're going to have to make more money.'
'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'
'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'
'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'
"I plan to eliminate poverty by taxing it."
Tags:election, election promise, election promises, politicians, manifesto, manifestos, poverty, social problems, taxation, taxes, vote, voting, poverty, taxing, tax, politician, election speech, plan, rostrum, politics, rally, voter meeting, participants, party politics, political party, speak, speech