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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
"I guess the government spends most of our tax money on defense and the rest is just 'crazy money'."
"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."
"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
'Get these over to the acronym department A.S.A.P.'
'Put him on a high dose of 'value for money' and cut out the 'panic about privatisation' for a while.'
New for 2012 Olympic Can Kicking.
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'
'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
'How can a loan be risky when you can get a government bailout?'
I'm afraid it's time for you to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's,
'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'
"I, for one, enjoy paying my taxes."
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'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'
'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'
'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'
'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?
Penny Saved, Penny Earned.
'I can't win - I double taxes to fund National Health Care, and now everybody's starving to death!'
'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'
'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'