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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
"I guess the government spends most of our tax money on defense and the rest is just 'crazy money'."
"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."
'Get these over to the acronym department A.S.A.P.'
'Put him on a high dose of 'value for money' and cut out the 'panic about privatisation' for a while.'
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'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'
'How can a loan be risky when you can get a government bailout?'
'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'
I'm afraid it's time for you to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's,
"I, for one, enjoy paying my taxes."
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'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'
'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'
'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?
'I can't win - I double taxes to fund National Health Care, and now everybody's starving to death!'
'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'
'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'
"This bank is your bank, this bank is my bank..."
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'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'
'I don't care if you have brought peanuts...you can't feed the MPs...'
'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'
"I'm afraid at times like this with overstretched budgets we all have to make sacrifices...And you're ours!"
'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'