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"You'd think a teacher shortage would make it easier to get away with stuff."
'Your teacher was laid off, so I'll be your substitute. Today I'll be teaching economics.'
'I hope it's not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers.'
"I know I told you monsters weren't real, son, but the one under your bed happens to be very real."
'Before we do the register...can any of you teach English?
"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."
"I won't tempt Ms. Sims to contribute to the teacher shortage."
"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"
"Sorry we couldn't give you more time off for the funeral, Sam. You know how hard it is to get a substitute."
'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'
"They're trying to recruit more teachers to the school. Quick, hide the kids!"
"Okay, okay, you don't have to be a teacher."
'Before we do the register..can any of you teach English?'
Teacher with 'Use Your Head' leaflet thinking 'I Quit!'
Teacher - "I'm a fast track high flyer. I don't have time to explain.."
"Try the fancy new coffee machine. It's part of the school's new teacher retention program."
"Mr. Hobbs ... A Mr. Robb is here saying he might be able to help with teacher shortages."
"We recently completed a review of the problems this school is having with teacher retention, and it turns out, one of the biggest problems is you."
"Not only does this solve the problem of teacher shortages. . . but what kid wouldn't want a cool robot teacher?"