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The Ideal Teacher.
"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"
'Our new teacher's very ignorant. . .She's always asking questions.'
"We're a failing school so you'll fit in perfectly."
"I'm Jimmy, your new student teacher."
"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."
"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."
Parent Involvement Tip #1
'Frankly, we don't have time for the kids this year.'
"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."
'With this double-shot laser gun you'll be able to nail two of the little blighters at the same time.'
'At last we were on the same page but he couldn't read it any better than I could,'
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'
Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'
Congratulations on your PGCE.
"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."