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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
Ethics exam cheater.
'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'
'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted...'
'ok, who threw that?'
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.
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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
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"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"
"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."
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"So what if he paid a classmate to do his homework – it was his own allowance."
Tags:parent, parents, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parenting, parenthood, pushy parent, pushy parents, that parent, those parents, child, children, school child, school children, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealthy, cheat, homework, allowance, pocket money, teacher, teachers, teaching, dealing with parents, classmate, classmates
'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'
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"Those who can't do teach others not to do."
"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, back to school, back-to-school, first day, verbal, verbal communication, communication, vowel, vowels, spelling, grammar, language, languages, english, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, missing, improper, summer vacation, summer break, summer holidays, forgot, forgotten, texting, messaging, short-form, modern life
"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"
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"Before we get started, your principal wants to say a few words about the important of doing well today."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, standarized testing, standardised testings, test, tests, testing, exam, exams, examination, examinations, state intelligence test, state intelligence tests, state intelligence testing, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, public education, public education system, public education systems, state education, state education system, state education systems, national education, national education system, national education systems, public school, public schools, cheering, pep rally, pep rallies, motivation, motivational speech, motivational speeches, test score, test scores, score, scores, politics, government, governments
"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
Tags:homework, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lying, owning up, own up, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, student, students, make it up, making up, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, essay, essays, writing essays, embellish, embellishing, embellishment, embellishments
Newly discovered learning disabilities,
Please wait to be yelled at.
'I am sick and tired of your constant whining about our overcrowded classroom, No.112!'
Ok class, these career path suggestions are based on the personality assessments you all took last week...
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