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Ethics exam cheater.
'I am sick and tired of your constant whining about our overcrowded classroom, No.112!'
With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.
'What do you mean he got a C-minus on his report! I was up all night writing that thing!'
"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"
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'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'
'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'
Though it WAS possible that Wade's dog had eaten his homework, Mrs. Vorkley tested the remnants for traces of dog saliva.
Stricken by a sudden case of laryngitis, Mrs. Gurtley switches to autoteacher.
'I have a very traditional approach to discipline.'
"It's not you-it's me."
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'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'
'The best advice I can give, to a young teacher, is to realize that students will probably forget most of what you say but not how it made them feel.'
'You're the best teacher I've ever had. You opened my eyes to the world and showed me how to think critically...I was happy until I met you.'
'We've tried various forms of discipline, and we find that radio control works best.'
'Just think of Maths as the App to help run the program called 'Balancing a Budget'.'
'Because my students have to be reminded constantly.'
'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'
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'If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, you should know you can't teach him to parallel park.'
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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'
'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'
'Ms. Hart is so dramatic.'
'Some days, I think they can understand every word I say.'
'Miss Holt taught us to work well without supervision today. Then she left.'
The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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