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Teachers' Training Toughened: 'Sorry I'm late, I had to help one of the student teachers with their homework.'
'I know I'm having trouble reading at a 3rd grade level...that's why, when I grow up, I'm going to be a 2nd grade teacher.'
"I'm thinking of going back to teaching."
"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."
"I could have been a truck driver, but noooo..."
Sometimes we need to leave teaching to the professionals!
"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."
4th Grade Classroom: Teacher Included
"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."
'What we teach and how we teach it!'
'And we let them do it 80 hours a week.'
"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."
'Are you playing truant sir?'
"Remember, Helen, if you retire early, the newsletter will print your age."
'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'
'Mrs. Wingit, what's the secret to teaching middle school for 30 years?'
"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"
"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."
"You're the best teacher this school's ever had, Ms. Lynch. You had to expect to be cloned."
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'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'
'It says, 'if you can read this, you're too close'.'
"Check the lost and found. She said our behavior was making her loose her mind. We think she went to find it."
"I don't have kids because after twenty years of teaching there isn't a child's name I can hear that won't give me horrible flash backs."
"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"
"Ugh....the kids are awful, the parents are mean and all I do in my free time correct papers. I hate my job!"