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Teachers' Training Toughened: 'Sorry I'm late, I had to help one of the student teachers with their homework.'
'My teacher is shy and withdrawn, but I'm sure she'll improve with time.'
"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."
"I could have been a truck driver, but noooo..."
'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'
'Mrs. Wingit, what's the secret to teaching middle school for 30 years?'
"Miss Gordon's morning classes, and of course, Miss Gordon's afternoon classes."
"You're the best teacher this school's ever had, Ms. Lynch. You had to expect to be cloned."
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"Let's check the attendance for a third time just to be sure."
"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."
"Ugh....the kids are awful, the parents are mean and all I do in my free time correct papers. I hate my job!"
'Last year I taught first grade, this year I teach sixth, and I've actually aged the five years.'
'I'm glad summer's almost here. I need to be with some of my own kind.'
Back to School
'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'
'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'
Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.
Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.
Teaching Then and Now
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'Whoa, give him some space. It's not a heart attack, he just got his class list for next term.'
"A review of standards would show how dumb the teachers are."
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'I am a little like a surrogate parent, social worker, ring master, juggler, motivator, leader, nutritionist and drill sergeant.'
Even while eating she developed exciting lesson plans for unexpected tests.
Thoughts on Education.
"Now that's the Mr. Lumpkin I know and love!"