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'Make me one with everything.'
I'm afraid it's time for you to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's,
'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'
'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'
'I think it's a pretty dirty trick to not spell 'phonetic' the way it sounds.'
Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.
"I have a feeling the preacher isn't well prepared this morning."
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'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'
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The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1
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"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."
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"Looks like someone received their reward on earth."
'Get right back down there and wipe those feet!'
'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'
What dogs do during the day,
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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
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National Repository Of Lessons To Be Learned
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'It threw him off when I turned the other cheek. So then I hit him.'
"What if the pushy use it all UP first?"
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The Do's and Don'ts of Sin.
'Good news is the Prophets are up.'
Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'
In his youth, Jesus worked as a scarecrow, although he wasn't very good at it.
'I really don't know if I should. Jesus doesn't like money changers.'
'Drink is your enemy.'
'Maybe, but I think we should hire a lawyer anyway.'