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"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"
"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
"And would it kill you to put some pizzazz into it?"
"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."
'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'
'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'
'See, this isn't so hard ... now who wants to be the team mascot?'
'You don't like it? But 'Cheezy' is the perfect nickname for you!'
'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'
"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.
"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."