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"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
Tear Along this Line.
Laughing till you cry
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"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
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'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'
"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"
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'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'
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'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'
"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."
'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'
'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'
'Thank goodness he can't operate a chainsaw.'
'I don't know much about art - but I know what I like.'
Tear along this line.
"We're deep in debt and need to balance the budget."
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'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'