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"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
Tear Along this Line.
"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
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'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'
"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"
Tags:mailman, mailmen, dog, dogs, bite, bites, biting, rip, rips, ripping, tear, tears, tearing, hole, holes, pants, trousers, sewing machine, sewing machines, repair, repairs, repairing, damage, damages, damaging, loadeed question, loaded questions, angry, beware of dog, mail man, mail men, post man, post men, letter carrier, letter carriers
'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'
Tags:rip, rips, ripping, ripped, pants, trousers, boxers, boxer shorts, breach, breaches, breaching, breached, material breach, material breaches, tear, tears, tearing, torn, split, splits, splitting, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warned, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, usher, ushers, ushering, ushered, tear, tears, tearing, tore, torn, park, parks, parking, parked, illegal, parking ticket, parking tickets, job, jobs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."
'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'
'Thank goodness he can't operate a chainsaw.'
'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'
'I don't know much about art - but I know what I like.'
Tear along this line.
"We're deep in debt and need to balance the budget."
Tags:economy, us, usa, america, 2011, recession, cut, cuts, cutting, back, spare, room, economics, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, families, family, curb, kerb, isolated, kicked, out, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificed, lose, losses, apart, tearing, balance, budget, budgets, balancing, elder, elders, elderly
'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'