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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
Tags:board, boards, motion, motions, short, shorter, chair, chairs, chair legs, away, holiday, vacation, absent, absentee, missing, demote, demoted, make fun, tease, shorten, play around, joke, prank, pranks, serious, formal, procedure, procedures, board of directors, teasing, pranking, pranker, practical joke
"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."
Tags:shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mess with your head, messing with your head, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, cruel, cruelty, inappropriate, inappropriateness, manipulative, emotional, manipulation, tease, teases, teasing
With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
Tags:loan, loans, lend, lends, lending, lender, lenders, bank loan, bank loans, loan officer, loan officers, applicant, applicants, apply, applies, applying, applied, order, orders, ordering, ordered, tease, teases, teasing, teased, playful, plays, playing, play, beg, begs, begging, beggar, close to home
"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, gps, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinics, cure, cures, medicine, medicines, false hope, medication, medications, medicate, let down, let-down, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, dissapointed, general practitioner, general practitioners, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, diagnosis, diagnose, taunt, taunting, tease, teasing, medical school, medical schools, medical college, medical colleges
'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'
A dog getting neutered.
"We're in love.""Details at eleven."
Actual vs. imagined response.
'The patient in room 2070 is looking too comfortable. Go give her a shot or something.'
Hail to the Cheif!
Tags:married, marriage, wife, wives, husband, husbands, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, hitler, adolf, nazi salute, angry wife, tease, teasing, heil hitler, annoying, irritate, annoy, irritating, graphic tee, graphic tees, graphic tshirt, graphic tshirts, graphic t-shirt, graphic t-shirts, pushing buttons
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
"Go ahead, Albertson. Ask Toby for a raise. It'll be cute."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, cute dog, cute dogs, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business manager, business manager, raise, raises, pay rise, pay rises, pay-rise, pay-rises, hierarchy, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, hierarchies, management, patronise, patronising, patronize, patronizing, belittle, belittling, tease, teasing, disappointment, false hope, false hopes
Tags:film, films, adaptation, adaptations, adapted, book, books, classic, classics, classic literature, classic lit, american literature, american lit, opening line, opening lines, teaser, teasers, tease, teases, teasing, first line, first lines, hook, hooks, hooking, hooked, entice, entices, enticing, reader, readers, reading, marquee, marquees, movie marquee, movie marquees
'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'
'No matter how many eggs I give away, they won't let me forget I lost that race to the tortoise!'
"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."
Tags:striptease, stripteases, married life, married lives, tease, teases, teasing, mess, messes, neat, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, messy bedroom, messy bedrooms, strip, strips, stripping, entice, entices, variety, introduce variety, introducing variety
Fluffy's dog imitation was a huge hit with his feline pals.
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, dog, dogs, pet, pets, imitate, imitates, mock, mocks, mocking, tease, teases, teasing, make fun of, making fun of, jeer, jeers, jeering, impression, impressions, doing an impression, imitation, difference, differences, wag, wags, wagging, tail, tails, pant, pants, panting
"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"
Tags:elephant, elephants, elephant gun, elephant guns, shoot, shoots, shooting, safety, safety first, always be prepared, prepared, preparedness, tease, teases, teasing, gun nut, gun nuts, concealed carry, concealed carry law, concealed carry laws, open carry law, open carry laws, rifle, rifles, overprepare, overpreparedness, hunter, hunters, hunting, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting
"Kids at school call us 'eight eyes'."
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, redux, remix, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, four eyes, glasses, spec, specs, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, motherhood, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, bullying, child, bullies, bullied, tease, teasing, name calling, name-calling, mean, nasty, schadenfreude, two heads, two headed, missing the obvious, invert, inverted, classic
'Hey, who are you calling a Goddam fairy?.. I'm an elf!'
"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, chipmunk, chipmunks, squirrel, squirrels, game, pests, rodent, rodents, varmints, prey, hunting, teases, teaser, teasers, taunts, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, tease, teasing, taunt, taunting, extra crispy
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'
"I don't understand why you insist on pushing all my buttons—they all do the same thing."
"Ha! Fooled ya! I'm over here now. Nyah, nyah!"