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"If it's broke, buy a new one."
"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"
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'My parents got into their computer's instruction manual!!'
'Why do you need tech support mom? You don't have a computer!'
"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."
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"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
"I'm glad junior's finally leaving home, but I will miss the tech support."
Stranded Techie Needs Batteries
'Would you know how to repair this old book?'
"Please stay on the line while we try to locate someone in tech support whose accent you'll understand."
"The gods demand tech support!"
"Don't worry. The wings come with tech support."
'Hello? Is this Tech Support? I think my tablets might be broken. . .'
'I'm taking you out, Phelps. That Homer you gave up is going viral on twitter.'
"Whay are you calling? We spent loads of money on technology so that we wouldn't have to talk to you."
"Don't cry, we'll find other tech support."
'When that automated message says, 'Your call may be monitored for quality assurance,' it's to keep the quality of our customer service low.'
'Which mouse are we having trouble with, Pastor? The church mouse or the computer mouse?'
"Well thank you for calling to say something positive. We don't get a lot of that in tech support."
'As usual, tech support is busy.'
'I haven't a clue how to fix this. I should have created tech support on that day I rested.'
'I have been doing it, but it's still not working.'
'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'
"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."
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