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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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"I need a more interactive you."
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"There! I've deleted you from my database!"
"You fix it by buying a new one."
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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"
Tags:technology, computer, computers, computer system, computer systems, computer engineer, computer engineers, techie, techies, technician, technicians, it, i.t., information technology, peripheral, peripherals, family, families, starting a family, pregnancy, announcement, announcements, announcing, bun in the oven, mom-to-be, mum-to-be, dad-to-be, father-to-be, mother-to-be, parent-to-be, parents-to-be, lingo, jargon, metaphor, metaphors
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
"If your looking for something with a lot of memory, this baby right here will definitely fill the bill."
"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."
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When rednecks and techies network.
'Though you didn't actually attack the victim, your endlessly droning on about technical stuff did bore him to death.'
'Data, data everywhere!'
"You've got computer-breath."
Tags:bad breath, halitosis, unhealthy, health, technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, modern life
'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
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"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."
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"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."
Tags:present, presents, christmas, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, valentine, valentine's, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, xmas, x-mas, expectation, expectations, disingenuous, tech, techie, techies, tech lover, tech lovers, sound system, sound systems, voice-activation, voice activation, voice activated, voice-activated, sock, socks, disappointment, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, disappoints
Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.
"These walks would be much more enjoyable if you stopped looking at your phone and watched where you were going."
Tags:phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, distraction, distractions, distracted, distracted driver, distracted drivers, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, techie, techies, modern life, modern times, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog, dogs, common sense, look where you're going, pay attention, paying attention, short attention span, short attention spans
"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."
Tags:cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, movie, movies, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, turn off your device, turning off your device, modern times, cell phone addict, cell phone addicts, mobile addict, mobile addicts, mobile addiction, smartphone addiction, techie, techies, gadget, gadgets, gadget person, gadget people
Stranded Techie Needs Batteries
Tug o war - science vs. technology.
"My new motto is: talk softly and carry a big man purse filled with wireless devices."
"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."
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"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."
"Well, get someone over here pronto—I can't afford to have thousands of dollars of useless equipment out of commission."
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