Techies Cartoons and Comics

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"I need a more interactive you."

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If your looking for something with a lot of memory, this baby right here will definitely fill the bill."

"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."

When rednecks and techies network.

'Though you didn't actually attack the victim, your endlessly droning on about technical stuff did bore him to death.'

'Data, data everywhere!'

"You've got computer-breath."

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

"These walks would be much more enjoyable if you stopped looking at your phone and watched where you were going."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"My new motto is: talk softly and carry a big man purse filled with wireless devices."

Tug o war - science vs. technology.

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

"Well, get someone over here pronto—I can't afford to have thousands of dollars of useless equipment out of commission."

'Last four digits of your soc...?'