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"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."
'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'
'Don't tell me the office intranet is down again!!'
'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'
'IT support? I need a hug..'
'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'
'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup!'
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'
"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"
'Miss Harris, could you pleae cancel tech support and order me a new computer?'
"We're having technical difficulties."
TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.
"I knew it! He's lip-syncing."
"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."
'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'
'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'
"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."
'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'
'Feel any better?'
"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."
"Ridiculous..a couple of leaves on the line and it grinds to a halt..."
'Okay, everything is stored in the cloud - but what happens it's a sunny day?'
When Restaurant Servers Crash.