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'He's thinking. That's like buffering.'
'What part of etc, etc, etc don't you understand?'
"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"
'We really need to get on-message about out responsive reciprocal concepts, on-message.'
With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.
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'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'
"He still has a dial tone."
"Do you think we're using the right key word?"
'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'
'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'
"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."
''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."
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'Have you considered your x-height?'
Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."
'I need some tech support here!'
Some lessons we've learned about life during hard economic times.
'Dear, I'd appreciate it if you would tell your friends I'm pregnant instead of, 'My mom downloaded an attachment.''
'Hey, I'm going to have to slow down your refresh rate.'
'I'm never having kids, I hear they take nine months to download.'
'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'
"Ok, what part...didn't you understand?"