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"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."
'He's thinking. That's like buffering.'
'We really need to get on-message about out responsive reciprocal concepts, on-message.'
'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'
"Well, done, Kimble - this is a credit to mumbo and jumbo."
"...this new policy is a credit to mumbo jumbo."
'Have you considered your x-height?'
"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"
Some lessons we've learned about life during hard economic times.
'Hey, I'm going to have to slow down your refresh rate.'
'I'm never having kids, I hear they take nine months to download.'
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'
"Your meal will shift from our fulfillment centre in two to three working days."
'It's a recession when your neighbour loses their job.' - 'It's a depression when you lose your own.'
'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'
'My diagnosis, Doc, indicates the need for a catalystectomy, a carburetor transplant and a radiator bypass.'
"Look, these are the hydraulics of the situation..."
'…some of those flags like they have at a car lot.'