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"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."
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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
"Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"
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"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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'Don't tell me the office intranet is down again!!'
'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'
'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'
'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'
'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'
'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'
"Breaking news: the news is broken."
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Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'
"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."
"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."
"We're having technical difficulties."
"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."
How to beat a computer
Tech Support Values
'It's a wheel - my other invention is a computer system for RBS.'
"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"
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....And solving technical problems.
'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'
Battered PC Shelter
"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"
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'The problem's too simple - call someone else'