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'These cars are so high-tech , you need a teen to operate one.'
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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"Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"
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'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'
"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."
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'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"
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"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."
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"Whoa...Somehow I think I deleted too much."
"For your birthday I'm going to give you 24 hours technical support."
"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"
"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."
"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."
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"I'm glad junior's finally leaving home, but I will miss the tech support."
"I combine technical skill with a human interface."
"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."
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"I know it's annoying, but I don't think that, 'Your computer may be at risk' message is fear mongering."
"I'm sure you are proud of yourself, dad. But there's more to technology than figuring out how to use your keyboard to make a smiley face."
"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"
"For a dollar I'll clear your browser history before mom gets home."
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"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."
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"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."
"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"
"I'm trying to hypnotize him to embrace new technology. I must be doing it wrong, because all he does is crawl and bark like a dog."
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