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'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'
Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.
"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."
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"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
Tags:price range, price ranges, river, rivers, hudson river, river view, river views, new york, real estate, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, priority, priorities, view, views, polluted, pollution, room with a view, rooms with a view, view, views, low price, low prices, real estate agent, real estate agents, buyer, buyers, house, houses, buy a house, buying a house, compromise, compromises, compromising, priority, priorities, technicality, technicalities, underwater
"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
Tags:therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, options, choices, advice, advise, advising, advisor, couples, couples counseling, technicality, technicalities, reproductive endocrinologist, reproductive endocrinology, fertility, fertility clinic, infertility, slow, slowly, slowpoke, slowpokes
"Excuse me! I might have said 'yada yada yada' but I never said 'blah, blah, blah'!"
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"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."
"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"
Tags:comment, comments, query, queries, comment section, comment sections, moses, ten commandments, decalogue, tablet, tablets, question, questions, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, canaan, technicality, technicalities, questioning, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, frustration, frustrations, feedback, feedback form, feedback forms
'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
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"Actually, I'm not as late as usual, Mr. Davis...so technically I'm early!"
"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
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"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
Tags:heaven, heavenly, policy wonk, policy wonks, satan, lucifer, hell, hades, devil, devils, satanic, technicality, technicalities, lament, laments, lamenting, lamentation, interview, interviews, interviewing, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, whinge, whinges, whinging, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews
"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."
Tags:deliver, delivers, delivery, pizza, pizzas, cold pizza, cold pizzas, terms and conditions, fine print, offer, offers, deal, deals, shifty, dealing, dealings, guarantee, guarantees, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, technicality, technicalities, asterisk, asterisks, advertising, mislead, misled, misleading
"The doctor told me to cut my coffee to two cups a day!"
Tags:coffee, cup of coffee, cups of coffee, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, coffee lover, coffee lovers, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, restrict, restricting, healthy diet, healthy diets, caffeine, caffeine addiction, caffeine addictions, large mug, large mugs, huge mug, huge mugs, technicality, technicalities
"I said I could give you a new face, I did't say you'd LIKE it!"
"Nothing in here about earthquakes. Your ball moved so there's a penalty stroke."
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, links, putt, putts, putting, difficult lie, difficult lies, penalty, penalties, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, golf ball, golf balls, earthquake, earthquakes, rule, rules, rulebook, rulebooks, rule book, rule books, strict adherence, strictly adhere, strictly adheres, stroke, strokes, technicality, technicalities
"But, Lord, aren't these tablet a graven image?"
Tags:moses, bible story, bible stories, old testament, torah, ten commandments, second commandment, second commandments, technicality, technicalities, graven image, graven images, tablet, tablets, sinai, mount sinai, prophet, prophets, 2nd commandment, violation, violations, violating, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."
Tags:10000 steps, ten thousand steps, daily minimum, daily minimums, technicality, technicalities, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, decline, declines, easy way, easy ways, easiest way, easiest ways, downhill, down slope, down slopes, exercise, exercising, regular exercise, doctor recommendation, doctor recommendations
Bob tries to get off on a technicality.
"Well yes, technically penguin's are flightless birds..."
'Well I'll be damned, you got me on a technicality.'
"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."
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