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'They've really advanced car software.'
'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'
Welcome back students.
'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'
'These cars are so high-tech , you need a teen to operate one.'
'Advances in technology are staggering...they can spend ten times as much, four times more quickly for only a tenth of the results.'
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."
Old People of the Future.
For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.
'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'
The Short-Lived Laser Pointer/Printer Combo.
Robert P. (All Three Formats)
"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."
Timeline of Farming Through the Ages...
'So it's not an 'e' book, or an 'i' book, it's just 'a' book?'
'He thinks he's so cool, ever since he got that new tablet!'
Help. Didn't grasp the new technology.
'It won't take bitcoins.'
'My job was replaced by an app. What's more humiliating, it was a free app.'
'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'
'Kids today with all their technology.'
"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."