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"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."
"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."
"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"
'Seriously! My parents say they remember when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls.'
"Not everyone benefits from technological advances."
A pencil with a Print and Delete function.
'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'
Department of Nanotechnology
'I guess it's our fault. The wireless generation doesn't know what a plug is.'
'Wow! That's what I call innovation! We've got the fanciest,newest, most expensive useless software on the market!'
Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
Calculator: Counting by fingers.
Ideas that failed: The computer moose.
'No cords with electricity! Period!'
"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"
"We've got more tech available to us than some kids in public school."
'Why in my day we were never sick. Nowadays, you kids are always catching viruses.'
Mega Corp: An Incubator for emerging technologies.
'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'
"Jim they have go other ways of doing that these days."
The Department of Emerging Technologies.
'I see they're doing a sequel to 'The Notebook.' They're calling it 'The Tablet.''
'This is suppose to be progress.'