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"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."
Tags:energy, energies, renewable, renewables, power, energy source, energy sources, renewable energy, outrage, outrages, modern life, technology, technologies, annoy, annoying, irritate, outraged, screen, screens, word play, play on words, pun, puns, anger, angers, environment, environmental, environmental issues, global warming, climate change, renewable energy sources, frustrate, frustrating
"No, snub-chat. It deletes your messages before they're delivered."
"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."
Congratulations! We did it. We put an 'i' in TEAM.'
Elevator rolling TV picture.
"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."
'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'
For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.
'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'
"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
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"They fixed the printer."
"Do you ever wonder how much of this is live action and how much is computer generated?"
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"Hey! Get back here!"
"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."
Tags:technology, technologies, product, productivity, advances, advance, technological advances, benefit, benefits, help, helping, car, cars, king, kings, servant, servants, emperor, emperors, roman, romans, ancient, ancients, egypt, egyptians, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, creative destruction, economy, growth, growing
Signs of the Times
'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'
"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arresting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, right, rights, custody, police custody, miranda rights, miranda warning, right to remain silent, reading, court, courts, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, media, news, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, magazine, magazines, press, journalism, radio, television, t.v., tv, electronic, technology, technologies, future, invention, inventions, privacy, personal privacy, modern life
"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."
"My God, there's been a terrible accident in our Chicago office!"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, accident, accidents, copy, copies, copy machine, copy machines, fax, fax machine, fax machines, tech, technology, technologies, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, scan, scans, scanner, satellite companies, satellite company, multi-office company
"I have only my selfie to blame."
Tags:selfie, selfies, social media, social-media, internet, mistake, mistakes, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, scandal, scandals, politics, politician, politicians, cell phone, cell, cells, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, technologies, share, sharing, blame, blaming, millennial, millenials
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
Tags:technology, technologies, machine, machines, machinery, complex, complicated, complexity, convolute, convoluted, overcomplicated, labyrinthine, rube goldberg, industry, industrial, industrial design, industrial designer, industrial designs, heath-robinson, contraption, contraptions, confusing, confusion, confused, manufacture, manufacturing, lab, laboratory, equipment
"With this new curator app, I can enjoy the museum's entire collection without even going inside."
Tags:curator, curators, museum, museums, app, apps, application, applications, smart phone, smart phones, tech, technologies, technology, millennial, millennials, modern life, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, mobile phone, lazy, gallery, galleries, phone, phones, tablet, tablets, internet, online, website, websites