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Newborns on cell phones
A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face
"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."
Weird things I do because of the internet
"Do you remember when Christmas was all about the family getting together and having a big fight?"
'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'
"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."
"I think I'm addicted to technology. I bought two smartphones so I could get a second opinion."
"I've got a better view on my smart phone."
"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."
"In a while, technophile!"
Church in the year 2035.
"Hi Bobby, grounded again?"
"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"
"I think I'll leave my phone at home today."
"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."
'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'