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Able to Google Stuff Man
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"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
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'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"Hey! Get back here!"
"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."
" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."
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Home alone: the final chapter
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'
"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."
"We decided to stay together for the kids. They're the only ones who know all our login info."
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"How To Turn Stuff Off"
Try that with a Kindle
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"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"I'm not very tech-savvy. I only recently learned that 'call or click' doesn't involve castanets."
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"It says they're upgrading their software to something worse."
Tags:computer, computers, office, offices, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, software, it, technician, technicians, i.t., help, helps, helping, technical assistant, technical assistants, worse, worsen, worsens, confused, confusing, confusion, technophobe, technophobes, assist, assits, assisting, fix, fixes, fixing, turn it on and off again, programme, programmes, it guy
"You got hacked alright. That's what happens when you Google Street View a bad neighborhood."
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He still refuses to upgrade.
'As a minimal step toward enabling our school's diverse software applications to interact and share data, I want you to organize a staff seminar on how to turn a computer on.'