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'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
"If your looking for something with a lot of memory, this baby right here will definitely fill the bill."
'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'
'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'
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A man looks at a sign in front of an elevator that reads "Out of Order - Technicians conducting tests of elevator's capacity to withstand inane chitchat."
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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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'Well, that didn't go too badly, but I did have a brief rotisserie flashback.'
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"...If you're still having difficulty with your connection...say 'yes'..."
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'Somehow you got photobombed during your x-rays!'
Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.
Grog was the best IT man in the business.
'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'
Roger's computer crashes.
"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."
"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."
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'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'
'Try increasing your fiber intake. If you still have trouble emptying your cache...'
"If you can't repair it, Bill Gates Jr, there'll be no class today!"
'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'
'I think I found the problem.'
'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'
'I blame the network.'
'I was home schooled for the First Grade. Then I got too tech savvy for my mom and dad to handle.'