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"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."
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"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."
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'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'
"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."
'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
"The days of the bartender-psychologist are over, but I can help if you have any software problems."
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'I used to be a guru but I needed a real job so now I'm a WEBMASTER!'
"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"
"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."
'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'
'Our highly adventurous 'New Technology' fund is managed by an app.'
'Why are you still here? I deleted you.'
'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'
"Talking of non-compatible peripherals, have you seen my wife?"
"I remember when your father used to sit me on his lap and look at me like that."
"The doctor can deal with you now, he had to sedate your wife to stop her laughing."
I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."