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"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
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"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."
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In case of bear market
"It's alive! Alive!!"
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'I can change! I swear!'
"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."
"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
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'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'
'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'
Boy and Bear and Monster
"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"
Teddy bear for emergency anxiety attacks.
Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."
"I said come alone."
'My last relationship was too complicated.'
"Abandon all transitional objects here."
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"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."
'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'
"Here's another one about Teddy bears."
'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'
'I can't reach the doorknob.'
'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'