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"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
Tags:snuggle, snuggles, snuggler, snugglers, snuggling, teddy bear, teddy bears, married life, married lives, smother, smothers, smothering, clingy, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bear, bears, husband, husbands, wife, wives, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, cuddly, close, closeness, physical affection, affection, affectionate, over-affectionate, space, personal space, personal space issue, personal space issues, share a ed, shares a bed, sharing a bed
"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"
Tags:teddy bear, teddy bears, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, lose your mind, loses your mind, losing your mind, lost your mind, transform, transforms, transforming, transformation, transformations, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinations, bear, bears, anthropomorphic, doll, dolls, plush, plushes, plush doll, plush dolls
"Step away from the teddy bear."
Tags:teddy bear, teddy bears, childrens toys, children, child, ice, i.c.e., immigration and customs enforcement, u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, ice raid, ice raids, controversial ice raids, immigration, anti-immigration, forced detention, forced detention of children, detention of children, separation of families, detained, detention, broken families, trump administration, trump
"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
Tags:teddy, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, stitches, dissolving stitches
"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."
Tags:kid, kids, child, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, bear, bears, soft toy, soft toys, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, insensitive, insensitivity, regret, regrets, regretful, regretting, bad decision, bad decisions, wrong decision
"You left this on our ship."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuff animals, stuffie, stuffy, stuffies, abduction, abductions, lost item, lost items, left behind, forgot, forgotten
"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, bear, bears, animal, animals, stuffed bear, stuffed bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, teddy bear, teddy bears, doll, dolls, humans, people, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, game, games, claw crane, claw cranes, toy crane, toy cranes, skill crane, skill cranes, mechanical arm, mechanical arms, claw, claws, mechanical claw, mechanical claws, crane, cranes, claw game, claw games, crane game, crane games, ufo catcher, ufo catchers, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, changing places
In case of bear market
"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."
Tags:party, parties, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, pet name, pet names, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, wedding, weddings, reception, receptions, fancy, fancy party, fancy parties, teddy bear, teddy bears, animal, animals, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, introductions, introduce, introduction, escort, escorts
"It's alive! Alive!!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, frankensteins monster, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, child rearing, upbringing, bringing up, childhood, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, mad scientist, mad scientist, acting out, bad influences, bad influence, negative influence, negative influences, modern times, modern attiudes, modern life, disturbed, disturbing, disturbed child, disturbed children, torture, torturing, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears
'I can change! I swear!'
"He's my enabler."
"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."
"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"
Tags:literature, literary, childhood, toy, toys, film, films, movie, movies, book, books, children, child, kid, kids, unprofessional, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."
"Is anything wrong, Jonny? I've noticed you've been hitting the bottle more lately."
"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"
Tags:wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, divorce, divorces, annulment, annulments, annulled, teddy bear, teddy bears, imagination, pretend, pretends, divorce culture, modern life, modern family, modern families, play pretend, playing pretend, plays pretend, play house, playing house, child, kid, kids
"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
Tags:teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, soft toy, soft toys, officer, officers, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, suicide, suicides, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, death-wish, death-wishes, ledge, talking down, talk down, talk-down, cuddle, cuddles, hug, hugs, toy, toys, depression, depressed, mental health, mental state
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'
"Listen, you're no picnic, either."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, teddy bear, teddy bears, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, picnic, picnics, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, word play, wordplay
Revealing Airport Security
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, airport security guard, airport security guards, security guard, security guards, x ray, x ray machine, x ray machines, x-ray, x-ray machine, x-ray machines, body scan, full body scan, body scans, full body scans, scanner, scanners, embarrassment, embarrassed, humiliation, humiliated, public humiliation, publicly humiliated, teddy bear, teddy bears, air travel, plane travel, flying, passenger, passengers
Boy and Bear and Monster
"Somehow - it's not what I expected."