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"You're Not Bending Your Knees."
'Hey, you're cheating! Those fire hazards weren't there two minutes ago when you teed off!!'
'Not that slowly back...'
'Please remember that I'm only seeing you because I couldn't get a tee time.'
'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'
Golf would never be as enjoyable as stomping someone to death, but now that stampedes were outlawed...