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"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
Tags:walls, wall, walled, child, childhood, children, parents, parent, parenting, toy, toys, playing, play, child's play, barrier, barriers, excessive, isolated, isolating, building, building blocks, building block, block, blocks, architecture, construction, constructions, corner, cornered, construction work, engineer, engineers, engineering, youth, youths, teenage angst, angst, anxiety, anxieties
"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, teen, teens, teenager, row, rows, rowing, teenage angst, teen angst, mom, moms, pensioner, pensioners, mum, mums, family life, family-life, motherhood, burden, burdens, financial burden, financial burdens, elderly parent, elderly parents, domestic, domestics, old age, old-age
"Quit parentalizing me!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, teen, teens, teenager, daughter, daughters, pushy parents, bossy parents, helicopter parents, parental disapproval, disapproving parents, tantrum, tantrums, teenage angst, teen angst, teenage rebellions, youthful rebellion, youthful rebellions, teenage rebellions
What TV Shows Think 12 Year Old Girls Are Like/Me at 12.
Tags:emo, emos, teen, teens, teenager, teen culture, youth culture, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, real life, reality, teen angst, teenage angst, youthful rebellion, youthful rebellions, delusion, delusions, illusion, social expectation, social expectations, social engineering, role model, role models, societal expectations
'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'
'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'
'Where's your self-hurt section?'
Self Indulgent Teenager
'My Mama tried to eat me but I didn't taste good enough. Where was my Daddy?'
'Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?'
'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'
'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'
'No - he doesn't do p*nis enlargements!'
Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'
'I hesitate to call it angst; it's more like angstyishness.'
'Wishes he'd never been born (again) - blames the previous pope.'
"Thanks for straightening out his teeth.Now, can you do anything about his hunch?'
'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'
Marilyn Manson Fan.
"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"
Tags:crisis management, crisis manager, crisis managers, daughter, daughters, expert, experts, expertise, crisis, teenage angst, teenager, angst, angstiness, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, parenting, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, resume, resumes, cv, skill set, skill sets, skill-set, skill-sets
Graph to show how embarrassing parents are to a teenager over a 24 hour period.
"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."